Photo 23 Apr beardsftw:

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Quote 23 Apr
And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you.
— lntroductions.tumblr.com (via lntroductions)
Video 23 Apr

Nirvana - Come As You Are (1992)
Blink 182 - Adam’s Song (1999) 

via Pawner.
Text 23 Apr

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

Photo 23 Apr prawnathan:

Does this guy even do his job or is he just constantly taking pictures

prawnathan:

Does this guy even do his job or is he just constantly taking pictures

(Source: nude-artist)

Text 23 Apr

lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

Photo 23 Apr

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Video 23 Apr

idreaminwords:

necturusmaculosus:

barackohanameansfamily:

dannybrony:

ask-mrbojangles:

bowlingalleymomma:

ourlifewithneo-x:

Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

I love this

And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

u ok sarah

tumblr has ruined us all

Video 23 Apr

(Source: annagunns)

Photo 23 Apr ixamxdecadence:

urulokid:

mstrkrftz:

  Windy winter day | Jane Bjerkli

#this cat has seen things#this cat has been left for dead on a barren landscape#betrayed by all its friends; body battered and broken; all hope lost#this cat has risen from the ashes#this cat is striding in slow motion into the stronghold of the villain who took everything from it#this cat is going to take its vengeance#this cat has seen some serious shit#this cat is gonna inflict some even more serious shit#and then it’s gonna walk away from some explosions without looking#and stare out from a stormy cliff face and warn the world#that should evil ever again attempt to triumph#it will be there#waiting (via okayophelia)

tags = life
Photo 22 Apr death-by-lulz:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
Photo 22 Apr unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)

Text 22 Apr

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

Text 22 Apr

edenfenixblogs:

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews

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that is all

thank you i needed this

Photo 22 Apr grandparemington:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

oh my god

grandparemington:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

oh my god

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