Who is responsible for this
this works way 2 well tbh
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
- Elle: Don't be afraid!
- Angelina: I'm not afraid...
- Elle: Then come out!
- Angelina: Then you'll be afraid...
- Elle: ....
- Angelina: *comes out from behind scary tree*
- Angelina: That's the idea! You scare the shit out of everyone so they can't see how scared you are!
- Director: ANGELINA THAT IS THE WRONG MOVIE
- Elle: I know who you are
- Angelina: I do be tha piddiest girl, I do be that
- Director: angeLINA STOP QUOTING GIA
- Angelina: *cackles wildly*
- Director: ANGIE JUST STICK TO THE SCRIPT
- Elle: You're my fairy godmother!
- Angelina: IM GONNA BE CINDERELLA AT DISNEY'S NEW THEMEPARK
- Director: GIRL, INTERRUPTED IS NOT BETTER. I S2G ANGIE I AM SO MAD
- Angelina: I'm the Dragon Warrior
- Director: tHAT WASNF EVEN UR LINE IN KUNG FU PANDA
- Angelina: *escapes with Elle and flies off into the horizon*
- Director: *mutters about crazy lesbians and how about Brad should've stayed with Jennifer*
Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.
And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.
ALL OF THIS
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
Reblog every time
Wow nake me think
Can this get 200 Notes? :s
Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius
WHAT’S THIS FROM
Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am i supposed to use while writing
wibbly wobbly booby woobies
human milk sacks
pillows for friends
boing boing bags
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
I can’t stop crying+laughing