Audio 25 Jul

history1970s:

scrapes:

Who is responsible for this

this works way 2 well tbh

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Photo 25 Jul

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Text 24 Jul

factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

Chat 24 Jul Filming Maleficent (probably):
  • Elle: Don't be afraid!
  • Angelina: I'm not afraid...
  • Elle: Then come out!
  • Angelina: Then you'll be afraid...
  • Elle: ....
  • Angelina: *comes out from behind scary tree*
  • Angelina: That's the idea! You scare the shit out of everyone so they can't see how scared you are!
  • Director: ANGELINA THAT IS THE WRONG MOVIE
  • Elle: I know who you are
  • Angelina: I do be tha piddiest girl, I do be that
  • Director: angeLINA STOP QUOTING GIA
  • Angelina: *cackles wildly*
  • Director: ANGIE JUST STICK TO THE SCRIPT
  • Elle: You're my fairy godmother!
  • Angelina: IM GONNA BE CINDERELLA AT DISNEY'S NEW THEMEPARK
  • Director: GIRL, INTERRUPTED IS NOT BETTER. I S2G ANGIE I AM SO MAD
  • Angelina: I'm the Dragon Warrior
  • Director: tHAT WASNF EVEN UR LINE IN KUNG FU PANDA
  • Angelina: *escapes with Elle and flies off into the horizon*
  • Director: *mutters about crazy lesbians and how about Brad should've stayed with Jennifer*
Video 24 Jul

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

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Video 24 Jul

labelsandlogos:

jareezee:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

what just happened?!

LOLOL

via .
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Video 24 Jul

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

Video 24 Jul

hypnotizedmind:

what-to-wear-if:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Wow nake me think

Can this get 200 Notes? :s

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

WHAT’S THIS FROM

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Video 23 Jul

africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

Video 23 Jul

day-glow:

IF SOMEONE SENDS ME A LINK TO THESE I WILL BUY ALL OF THEM

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Photo 23 Jul

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Text 23 Jul

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

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Photo 23 Jul
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Photo 23 Jul isei-silva:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

I can’t stop crying+laughing

isei-silva:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

I can’t stop crying+laughing

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